Washboard abs laundry services

Submitted by Ryan snot
using special Amy C. and Ali S.

Product name
Washboard abs laundry services

Brief summary of the terrible business idea
You can enjoy views of attractive long, often socially inept man abs?

Do you have dirty laundry?(The actual type, not the kind with emotional baggage)

Are you short on time and laundries sick?

Get washboard abs laundry services us.we bring your laundry, hand wash it on our hunky dreamboat employees sculpted washboard abs, dry you it with our patented Palm fronds fanning technology and it you... with passion and appreciation for you and your feelings return.

Whale (washboard ABS laundry services) is an upscale, boutique laundry service offer pickup and drop-off Service.Kleidung are flushed in a babbling brook first then on the "broth and earrings" pool where muscular men in European bathing suits it transferred to your soapy water of sculpted stomachs, dirty laundry, washing by scrubbing.

For those with a little extra cash premium services to Verfügung.Unsere "Comfort Service" are allows customers ogle your clothes washed and dried while lying in a leather armchair. mixed drinks and massages (just ring the Bell) are also provided.

The "service" offers customers that wash possibility to participate in the "broth and earrings" pool (are to ensure that your clothing is washed properly, of course...) R & B music is provided on request (which is very popular).

If the clothes are clean, it will be released to dry Garden, where another team of shirtless hunks dry waving the clothes from big Palm fronds in your general direction.

The clothes are to the customers with chocolate, flowers and handwritten notes from our men on how nice work hard and appreciated returned, if the drying ceremony is completed, you are for easy... "being you."

What does this look like?

We try the things PG here close to halten.nutzen you your imagination.

Is the eco-friendly?

Absolute.0 (Zero) electricity is used to wash and dry clothes.We use 100% man power.

Is there a guarantee?

If customers are not 100% satisfied, you are lying.

Even so, we will go also may additionally.By we retired a network of attractive football players, we send you on a white horse to show one to the angry customer's doorstep with a handful of diamonds or two tickets for your favorite show, depending on what is more expensive.

What do customers say about your product/service?

"Never I got a load of love with my load of laundry."

"Try to premium Dienste.Es is how Disney Vegas Oprah Land.Die R & B music was great too!"

Who would buy this?

Customers women are in their 40's and 50's upper classes who are looking for a little * ahem * in your life.

Use the same team of ex-soccer player, our white steeded men make appearances at local grocery stores and community events.Advertising on television during the soap opera the Oprah channel and life can be some of our staff even on popular talk shows, ausgeführt.Mit of increasing profitability orientation our customer base finden.Die steeds are also present.And the Diamanten.Auf certainly the diamonds.

What equipment do you need?

What kind of people do you need?

To keep costs low, most staff in whale are rejects and Rentner.Machen could not on Jersey Shore? too old for the NFL? pop too many pills in the MLB? lost you your swimming entries due to illegal substances (allegedly) smoking? whale is for you!

Special training or requirements?

Ja.Unsere men need 3 hours per day in the gym and 1 hour per day on the local shelter verbringen.Sie need a positive relationship with her mother and tend to, the community herb garden once preferred accents and overly conditioned hair in the Monat.Exotische.

Sorry ladies, but the caliber of employees would be necessary a salary for the business sustainably require too high.

Wahrscheinlich.Obwohl of the broth would be injuries and create earrings pool "Sensation" would would raw and overused employees develop stomach in a matter of hours (also with soothing R & B music).

In addition this would process not thoroughly cleaned clothing produzieren.Die clothing would dirty wrinkled, and removing existing clients returned it is a sad a terrible reality.

What do you do?
Would fail whale? or would become customer?
Leave your thoughts in a comment below!

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