Dorm room sleepy sounder

Submitted by Fred sprinkle

Product name
Dorm room sleepy sound generators

Brief summary of the terrible business idea
This cutting edge ambient sound sleep aid helps drift in dream land with the soothing sounds you remember you from college.

Find it hard to sleep now that you are an adult? when alpha Labs after years of research, we discovered that many young professionals struggling with sleep, because they unconsciously miss the soothing sounds of their college dorm room or apartment.

To alleviate this problem we have dorm room sleepy sounder, developed a hand held ambient audio emitter that replicated the calming environment of a college dorm room.

Has 7 different sound bed:

3 am Halo party track

-Fairhaven hippy drums

-Awkward upstairs sounds

-Neighbor girl of lip syncing, Miley Cyrus

-DDR sleep rhythms

-Bathroom fan and broken AC unit

-Neighbor learn guitar

What is it?

How much will it cost?
Dorm room sleepy sounder 24.99

Dorm room sleepy sounder advance (with Greek system plug-in) 34.99

What do customers say about your product/service?
"I finally as I sleep during the University, my wife says, feels safer now - Edward Chillcoat"

Who would buy this?

Young professionals

Former RA's

Police officers

What products and companies will compete with them?
Ambisleep - creator of PSYC Ward soundscapes 2010 and prison break sleep aid

How to compare with the competition? what makes you unique?
The warm feelings that sleep related dorm room help, the emotional appeal of our product.

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Do you have a logo in mind?
Working on it
Why is this a terrible business idea?
Hmmm

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